Although we can???t always shake the nasty habit of writing in the royal we, occasionally one of our editors decides to shake off the cloak of anonymity to write a short, pithy statement long, rambling diatribe about a topic of their choice. Today, Debbie Newman is that editor.
Scarlett Johansson, the actress best known for her throaty voice, enormous breasts and inability to save The Nanny Diaries has preemptively threatened Us Weekly with a lawsuit over this week’s cover story suggesting that the buxom starlet went under the knife.
A boring, legalese statement issued by Johansson claims the article’s “clear implication that she has had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose is an outrageous and defamatory fabrication lacking any conceivable basis or proof.”
Well, obvs! We are, after all, talking about celebrity weeklies, here. Meanwhile, unwilling to leave well enough alone, OK! goes from exalting in Us‘ impending legal woes to slamming its more successful rival with demoralizing accusations of shoddy journalism.
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Dec 5, 2007 · Link · 1 Response
For Your Consideration……Benicio Del Torro strikes a pose in Miami, fails to realize that he has neither the requisite bling (and intentionally unbuttoned shirt) nor the lobster-tan to effectively assimilate. [Mollygood]
Blawgstars Don’t Tell Russell Crowe Your Secrets Or He Will Sit On Them For Twelve Years Then Spill Them When You Least Expect It• Jerkass Russell Crowe mortifies Leo DiCaprio by sharing a rather unfortunate memory. Says Crowe: “You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on ???The Quick and the Dead [1995]. He was a virgin, and he???d talk about that constantly.” Thanks, guy!
• Tori Spelling and her hubby (whose name we can never remember) get all gussied up for Halloween. Tori’s a witch, obvs, and her husband (Sean?) has apparently decided to go as K-Fed. The accidental lovechild looks ecstatic.
• Benicio Del Toro is a natural for the leading role of The Wolf Man remake, not to be confused with Teen Wolf, and definitely not to be confused with “sexy.”
• Petra Nemcova endeavors to save the children; ends up scaring them away with her giant breasts instead.
• Have you heard? Jessica Alba’s got this new thing where she only hangs out with people who look EXACTLY like Jessica Alba.
Jiblets Scarlett Jo Refuses To Say ‘Yes! Yes! Oh God, Yes!’ To Jenna Jameson• Apparently, Scarlett Johansson is way too classy to portray Jenna Jameson in a major motion picture. However, she’s evidently not above blowing Benicio Del Toro in a hotel elevator. Go figure!
• Rebecca Gayheart manages to spend a night with her ex, Brett Ratner, without accidentally-on-purpose running him over with her car.
• Ever wondered what Victoria Beckham would look like if she were less “trophy wife/former Spice Girl” and more “Suzy Homemaker?”
• Kelly Osbourne gives them the ol’ razzle dazzle.
• Fat-bottomed (British) girls they make the rappin’ world go round.
Jul 31, 2007 · Link · 2 Responses
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